Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Olivia Newton John Told Me To

There is no way Olivia Newton John has spoken to either of my bosses so they have no one to blame but themselves. Today both Michael 1 and Michael 2 (my bosses) received their yearly physical in our conference room.

12:00:00 Barbara the nurse entered our office in nurse scrubs and carrying what could be construed as nursing equipment

12:00:30 Mary the receptionist let Michael 1 know it was time for his "test"

12:01:00 Michael 1 entered the conference room with Barbara and closed the door

12:12:00 Michael 1 existed the conference room holding two pee cups

12:12:05 Michael 1 let Michael 2 know it was his time to go in, followed by a loud chuckle while he exited the office

12:18ish Michael 1 came back in, walked over to Mary's desk, held up the cups and asked her "...is this really pee?"

We all know what goes on in physicals. I will never be able to touch the table in our conference room again.

True story.

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