HISTORY, n. An account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers mostly knaves, and soldiers mostly fools.

It's not going to be possible for me to bring to light all the miniscule details that have compounded over the last 1 year 4 months and 9 days that have inspired me to do this. It's just not. Instead I figured I would unfold the past with the present and do my best to relay the characters that surround me. I can't lie, I am doubtful I can do everyone justice.